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That’s the Gallagher sperm. Ambitious, relentless. Everything we’re not once we’re born. Shameless US, Season 2.




Shirley: I rented “Tower Heist” last night and I will not spoil the ending, but let me tell you, it was quite the hilarious thrill ride. That Brett Ratner… He’s a master at comedic-action-adventure… a master at storytelling. He’s just a master at making movies in general. You know what, I’m going to say it: He’s the new Spielberg.




sonybologna:

welcometotomi:

Annie: Where did you get this?
Abed: Some one-armed guy with a scar on his face dropped it off. He said he was Starburns’ lawyer.
Troy: How one-armed was he? Tell me when to stop…

Abed: It was the other arm.

God I love this show

sonybologna:

welcometotomi:

Annie: Where did you get this?

Abed: Some one-armed guy with a scar on his face dropped it off. He said he was Starburns’ lawyer.

Troy: How one-armed was he? Tell me when to stop…

Abed: It was the other arm.

God I love this show




Can somebody call me an ambulance? Because I’m in trouble. Time is moving really, really slowly, and everything is flat. I need you to call me an ambulance, or failing that, my mummy.