“That’s the Gallagher sperm. Ambitious, relentless. Everything we’re not once we’re born.” Shameless US, Season 2.
Shirley: I rented “Tower Heist” last night and I will not spoil the ending, but let me tell you, it was quite the hilarious thrill ride. That Brett Ratner… He’s a master at comedic-action-adventure… a master at storytelling. He’s just a master at making movies in general. You know what, I’m going to say it: He’s the new Spielberg.
I never said it was your baby. You just wanted it to be.

Annie: Where did you get this?
Abed: Some one-armed guy with a scar on his face dropped it off. He said he was Starburns’ lawyer.
Troy: How one-armed was he? Tell me when to stop…
Abed: It was the other arm.
God I love this show
Can somebody call me an ambulance? Because I’m in trouble. Time is moving really, really slowly, and everything is flat. I need you to call me an ambulance, or failing that, my mummy.